You can't pass the fridge without wanting to open the door. It's seductive, enticing. Practically screams, "You WANT me. You NEEEEED me."
As far as I can tell, there is no other reason that I'm so overweight. It must be a plot.
Well, your fears have been realized - the appliances ARE out to get you, and the fridge is the prime suspect.
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