I'm RE-POSTING this, as my site crashed today (curses, Wordpress - OK, I should have backed up stuff BEFORE that point).
I found this story you'd think was from The Onion.
…but one of the two students arrested for calling in bomb threats at Butler High School, Matthews, NC, is named
(wait for it):
Jihad Donovan Glover "
But don’t worry— official word is that .... there’s no word on a motive for the fake bomb threats.